BURGERS AND SHOPPING

Burgers
We all know that generally things cost more in the centre of London but this penguin thinks that not only do burgers from the likes of McDonalds or Burger King cost more but that they are actually smaller! It just seems to be an impression I have. Hop along to any burger chain in Waterloo, Oxford Street or Victoria and judge for yourself. Maybe its a global conspiracy or maybe the chains are just saving money for the rent... I don't know but it has to end!

Shopping
This little penguin can not understand the art of shopping, just haven't got the brain for it. All the crowds in shops that are just a bit too hot. And don't even mention all that waiting around. Just the thought of shopping makes this penguins mind spin. But what this penguin understands is that shopping is important to someone close. So this penguin might never like shopping but I will do all that can be done to understand shopping so it can become more bearable. So to start I must repeat to myself 'shopping is not an illness, shopping is not evil, shopping is ok' and I should start to behave when shopping.