TWO LITTLE FISHIES (A POEM)

Two little fishies swimming in a tank.
Along comes a ginger cat...
eaty eaty eaty.
One little fishy swimming in a tank.
Along comes a brown and white cat...
eaty eaty eaty.
No more fishies swimming in a tank.
The kitties bellies full.

SLEEPY... OH SO SLEEPY

A week with out a proper nights sleep and I'm no long functioning properly. So tired. I can barely keep my eyes open. My eyes are red and my head is light. I need a good nights sleep soon or I will shut down completely. You just don't realise how important sleep is until you haven't had it for a while. Maybe tonight I will be able to visit the land of nod and not have my visa terminated 30 minutes afterwards. Maybe.

A screenshot of my last virtual flight I did today. Just off the coast of Essex en route from Heathrow to Amsterdam (British Airways flight 440). Harwich can be seen just behind the aircraft's right wing, Felixstowe is below the plane and I'm not sure but I think Walton On The Naze is on the far right. A Satellite image of the area can be seen HERE.

ALITALIA FLIGHT 121

Some pictures of my last virtual flight from Amsterdam to Milan. This was my first flight with the Mad Dog (the nickname for the McDonnell Douglas MD-82 aircraft). Leaving Amsterdam Schiphol in the late afternoon and arriving in Milan Malpensa in the early evening.

At gate B12, passengers and their baggage being loaded.

A shot of the aircraft from the tower.

After take-off. We fly around north Amsterdam.

A view from the flight deck.

Making our approach to Malpensa airport. The town below is Binasco (to the south-west of Milan) Click here for a goggle map view of the town.

Another approach shot. This is the river Ticino.

A view from the flight deck of Malpensa airport.

Touch down!

The terminal building of Malpensa.

At gate A10. Flight complete.

Screenshots taken using Microsoft Flight Simulator 2004 (FS9), the MadDog 2006 (MD-82) from Leonardo Sim, Cloud 9's Amsterdam Schiphol scenery, Malpensa Airport by Project ISD and Ultimate Terrain Europe.

ANOTHER PENGUIN POSTER

Whilst dropping off a operative on their way to a secret mission at London Gatwick airport this little penguin came across this poster advising on safety. Ha ha more proof that the penguins gradual take over is taking place. First the media then the WORLD... maw ha ha!!! Had the poster had any other animal (including humans) the message would have been lost and some poor hapless person would have ran, tripped up and been killed. But those behind the making of the poster know the power of the penguin. They know people will listen to the penguin. The day is fast approaching when the penguin take over is complete!!!

LITTLE MONSTERS

DANGER!BEWARE! GREMLINS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE LOCAL AREA.

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF THESE GREMLINS COME OUT IN THE MORNING TIME (APPROXIMATELY FROM 06.00 HOURS TO 11.00 HOURS).

THE ARE CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

THE PUBLIC MUST NOT APPROACH THESE CREATURES, IF SPOTTED LEAVE THE AREA AND REPORT IT TO THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

THE PIG

This is the pig that guards my computer. He never sleeps, always on guard. Ever ready to fend off intruders, hackers and any uninvited guests. He is highly trained in all sorts of martial arts (believe or not), so he is more than capable of handling any invaders. His eye sight is sharp and he can hear a pin drop in a tornado. His favorite food is carrots (good for the eye sight you see) and he likes to drink orange juice. So the message of this entry is don't mess with this pig... he is one tough pig.



Penguin thought of the day. "Cricket balls are hard!"