ANNOYED PENGUIN

Theres one thing that really annoys this Penguin and that Chuggers. You know who they are, those charity people that will stop you on the street and try and get money out of you for something or other. But now they have been join on the streets by another group of pavement terrorists. The free paper people. Usually seen outside tube stations handing out one of the two free papers we have now. Whats especially funny is that you get vendors for both papers handing them out side by side... competing (I like to imagine) to hand out the most papers. This Penguin wonders if they ever start to fight each other. If they did, this Penguin would definitely take a paper (from the winner of course).

In other news... Theres more than one of us! The day when the penguin will rule the earth is fast approaching, be afraid, be very afraid.

Message from the Penguin

"Burgers from Burger King and the fries from McDonalds."